Help Your Company: Hire a Spokesperson

Buckeyes 27, Hoyas 23. Halftime.

I love sports. I especially love college sports. So I watch them on television.

And I see a lot of awards presented. At halftime, I just watched Chevrolet General Manager Ed Peper present Texas freshman Kevin Durant with the player of the year award.

Good for Chevrolet. Good for the Longhorns. Bad for Ed Peper.

I'm sure Ed Peper could smoke me in a board room. He's probably a business whiz. But he looks like some bowling alley reject on camera. He's awful.

Get him out of there. Hire a spokesperson. We and other mass communications programs across the country are turning out public relations graduates. Hire one. They come across as professionals on camera. Not schlubs.

Buckeyes 29, Hoyas 29. Gotta go!